When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.
Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?
Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.
Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!
Studio Audience: AWWWWW!