The name of a pokemon with an enormous bulb on its back, used as a derogotory term for someone with an enormous nose as their nose makes them apear to be said pokemon when infact it is just their huge nose.
"look at that huge wart on his face!"

"It's not a wart its his nose"

"oh, what a Bulbasaur!"
by The FSM April 24, 2009
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A grass type pokemon. Evolves into Ivysaur, and then Venusaur. Attacks include Leech Seed, Vine Whip, Razor Leaf, and Solar Beam. Walks on all fours, and has a blub on its back. Weak against fire and flying pokemon.
A level 32 Bulbasaur will learn its techniques faster than an Ivysaur.
by Sideshow Fred October 23, 2003
Alan Titmarch's worst nightmare, a plant which walks and can shoot razor leaves. also has the ability to whip folk with seeds. spotted frequently in Swansea, where he grows to enormous size due to the colossal amount of rain. his best attributes are his massive head. eats candy and mince beef.
most likely to say: "bulba, bulba!"
least likely to say: "what the blazes is that yellow mouse squawking for?"
by failure33object April 19, 2005
1. To attack someone using a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a weapon.

2. To use a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a sex toy. Especially when using the vine for flogging/whipping
1. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fighting. I had a huge branch and Dave had a switch and we bulbasaured until I knocked him out.

2. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fucking. I had a bundle of twigs and a vine so I bulbasaured Danielle until she came.
by KlassikKiller December 18, 2015
The pokemon that nobody ever chooses.
"Hmm, should I take teh Charmandeh, the Squirtlez, or teh bulbasaur?
"Dude, fuck bulbasaur, choose Charmander, like everyone else."
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by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016
Used as a discreet way to talk about or plan on smoking pot when in a room full of people. Or telling a friend that you recently came across some a small quanity of pot. You may use Ivysaur or Venusaur depending on how strong or (dank) the weed may be.
"Dude, I caught a BULBASAUR over by that guys house, you wanna meet him it my room later?"

"I'm getting sick of catching BULBASAUR, we need to evolve to an IVYSAUR, and if we can get a VENUSAUR, I'll totally shit a brick!"

"Man, I was chillin' with my BULBASAUR all weekend..."
by WasabiShadow April 06, 2009
A person with a large head shaped like a boulder
Oi! Bulbasaur get your head out of the way
by Poker Her Man November 30, 2009
A sex act where a woman is tied up with vines and cut repeatedly with thorns or sharp leaves. She is then forced to give the man a blowjob on the grass, giving her grass stains on her knees.
I wanted that bitch and was thinking about it, and I was like, Bulbasaur, I choose you!
by Tessykins October 23, 2008
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