The shit-hole capitol of the east.
That dog just dropped a huge buffalo.
Buffalo is a shitty little city ran by a crazy-ass, inconsiderate neo-nazi
hick who doesn't know how to govern a city millions of dollars in debt. There are no jobs, high gas prices, pollacks
, and mexicans
. On the North and West side, you get shot up for wearing red. There is a zoo there aswell that cannot accomodate for it's animals. On the south side there are bars, pollacks and irish people. The East side is the buisness part of the city. It's also where the Buffalo Sabres
home arena resides. Our suburbs
are full of heroin
. And our closest neighbour is Rochester
. Buffalo was once a great city, full of job opportunities. What happened? Oh, the politicians are taking over! The Seneca
Indians are taking back their lands (they didnt forget!) and making a shit load of money, and the St Francis football team resides 14 miles out of the city. 14th best in the world, ya know.
man b: there is so much to do in Buffalo!
Man a: Let's head over to J.P's pub later, aye Finnigan?
Man b: or we can go to the over crowded zoo!
man a: or go watch the sabres practice!
man b: or go to Canada!
man a: or Rochester!
man b: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU CRAZY?
A city that is WAY WAY WAY better then rochester. Buffalo might want to be rochester if it wanted to be a small city noone cares about. Has alot of bars and a night scene Rochester dreams of.
Hey, we could go to Buffalo or Rochester. Lets go to Buffalo where theres things to do, Rochester is for little school boys who are afraid to be out after dark