-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
Player 2: "Fuck I'm gonna puke," or "False Buffalo!"
The only thing that temporarily seems to stop Buffalo’s exploding population decline is that every September thousands of average students across New York come to Buffalo’s mediocre and irrelevant private and SUNY colleges and universities where most experience being a victim of crime for the first time.
Buffalo’s greatest claim to fame is the mixing some rancid disgusting sauce with fried fatty chicken wings. The popularity of this food is evident by the gigantic size of the population. Visiting any mall is like the running of the bulls in Pamplona as Buffalonians waddle and wheeze to the food court or Lane Bryant.
You will find one good thing about Buffalo. You will really appreciate what you have back at home once leave.
Derek: "Good luck, last time I drove through Buffalo I was carjacked"
abbi: where can you get some buffalo wings?
rachelle: anywhere ! you can fiind them in a garbage can, at the gas station or local walmart, therse some laying in the basement of that abandond house, and my fat ass priest even hides some in the tabernacle at church!
abbi: what about beerr i love me some labatt on a cold winters day
rachelle: go anywhere for that too you can find it at an AA meeting, the rehab center up the road, those little kids are selling it over there and you can find some reallyy good stuff up my ass right now i saved it for later here just reach right up
abbi: get cho asss out-
rachelle- just grap some its right -
abbi- get the hell out of my hood right now-
rachelle- its really good just grap it it hasn't been there that lon-
abbi- i will beat you skinny spotted asss
rachelle- i see how it is..