If you don't like smoking trees, and hash brownies work too slowly, whip up a batch of budnog...it'll get you faded!

Recipe book: "How to make budnog: infuse the cream with THC, similar to cannabutter, strain, and use as usual in basic eggnog recipe."

Unsuspecting party guest: "Wow, this eggnog is delicious, but why am I unable to get off this couch?"

Stoner host: "That's not eggnog, it's budnog! Don't worry, you'll get up for more turkey as soon as the munchies kick in..."