Eggnog infused with marijuana.
Recipe book: "How to make budnog: infuse the cream with THC, similar to cannabutter, strain, and use as usual in basic eggnog recipe."
Unsuspecting party guest: "Wow, this eggnog is delicious, but why am I unable to get off this couch?"
Stoner host: "That's not eggnog, it's budnog! Don't worry, you'll get up for more turkey as soon as the munchies kick in..."
If you don't like smoking trees, and hash brownies work too slowly, whip up a batch of budnog...it'll get you faded!