but can often be seen crawling from local nightclubs during the early hours (nocturnal). Do not approach during daylight hours, the cider bird is known for its aggressive behaviour as a result of low alcohol levels.
The Buckwit is also noted for its inability to be discreet when attempting to fletch its victims, and is ALWAYS caught in the act. A truly frustrated species, who is unable to breed until her mate migrates from the spanish regions.
Has to lie to cover inadequate knowledge on a subject.
"You buckwit, you didn't do that"
Or "you buckwit, that's not true, here is the evidence"