charlie: those chicks are too good 4 us man.. lets go to the brothel instead
phu: oh come on, dont be a buckteeth charlie
by Viet Cong August 26, 2003
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A person with extremely low-esteem, low enough to cut himself to prove to his girl that he loves her, even though he goes to brothels. He loves to compare others to you, especially his buckteeth younger brothers, whom he looks up to, as they abuse him everyday. A person that is so tight, you'd need a crowbar to open his ass. Speaking of ass, his ex-girlfriend took it up the ass all the time, something he wishes he could do on the new one, but can't because she is in complete control of him, meaning, she'd dumped him any time, any where, any place.
"Look at that ho, she must be in complete control of that buckteeth charlie"
"Yeah, you're right, I can see the cuts on his arm"
by Nguyen Nguyen August 25, 2003
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