A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.
That is one big buckstache
A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.
Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.