When an active duty male is trying to have sex with a hot active duty female and a superior female officer enters the barracks and the active duty male soldier must then have sex with the older, uglier higher ranking female to prevent a dishonorable discharge, with his own undesirable discharge.
Sgt: Damn, I saw you walk off with Sgt Hottie last night.
TSggt: Yeah, we snuck back to her bunk and got busy, but then Captain Hag walked in on us and I had to pull a Bucca Fuddrucker.
Sgt:Shit was that even worth it.
TSsgt: Hell yea the lights were off.