Top Definition
The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.
Rihanna: "Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?"

Random guy: "Nah I've got bubbledick"
by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010

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