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Usually tall, and ugly. Atempts sports, but usually sits at home chatting on cyberspace. Very annoying, talks to much, and trys to be persuasive.
tall ugly computers
I wish Bryson would shut the fuck up!
I will never date that Bryson.
by soccergirl23 August 16, 2006
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Usually a gay guy with an extremely small chode. and an extreme ass to girls.
Your penis is a real Bryson.
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An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.

(opposite; macho)
He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.

Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.

Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?
by James Smith December 15, 2003
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One that refers to having no penis
A girl is a bryson Guys are never brysons
by john dorson October 04, 2009
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a faggot who sells oatmeal squares and takes you captive as his boyfriend(You are now a sex slave to this proned sex offender)
watch out for that bryson! He's trying to get in your pants!!!
by bobby skitzophrenic February 25, 2008
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a name given to one that dates undesirable females.
"Ew, wtf man, you're a total Bryson for dating her. She looks like a dog."
by Stephen Welch October 09, 2006
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An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily
He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.

Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
by Pablo Martinez December 10, 2003
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