In 1933 in the small village of Hutchinson, Minnesota, Brutus H.R. Huffington owned a Jewish Deli that specialized in an ancient family recipe known as: The Brute Cake. The Brute Cake killed many Germans during WWII and still kicks an ass or two these days. It parties with Brass Monkey and the 2 Live Crew. It is still world renown that the brute cake, is the most bad ass cake ever.
Don't fuck with that brutecake, he'll getcha.