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A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010