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8.
A large pussy man, like bigfoot, bruce ( the big pussy man) roams the woods, all hairy and such in search of a good lay. He's not sure where he is going with his life but he has a yeast infection.
Also can be an acronym for Bitch Really Understands Cock Essentials
Look at that mo fucking bruce.
by notsoslimshady64 May 25, 2014
 
9.
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
by cPsYcRoW November 15, 2011
 
10.
Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011
 
11.
A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.
Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.
by BigBruce2PC May 05, 2011
 
12.
Bruce is a more savvy and educated way to say the word "nice"
John: "Oh, damnnnnn, it's a really bruce day."
Dr.Zhivago: "Indeed. The sun is shinning and it is bruce to be alive"
by Bruce Wayne Bruce February 24, 2011
 
13.
This is a game created in 2008 by:

Grant I'Anson

Daniel Adams

Caroline Lewis

TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.
by Bruce2008 June 29, 2011
 
14.
Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011