verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.