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Verb - To go overboard and abuse whatever power you have (political or otherwise) to retaliate against an insignificant negative statement by someone with little to no influence, thus making a gigantic ass of yourself in the process.

Noun - A person who brownbacks

Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.
"I'm going to post something on facebook about how I think Obama is lame."
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."
by unanimousdelivers November 28, 2011
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1) a sex act allegedly illegal in the state of Kansas involving unprotected anal sex where santorum remains on penetrating penis and then without washing the santorum off engaging in anal sex once again or coitus. Origin: a portmanteau of "brown" + "bare-back"

2) the governor of Kansas
I wanted to brownback my girlfriend last but she didn't want an infection, also we were in a hotel in Kansas, so she didn't want to get arrested.
by thegovernorofkansas November 27, 2011
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To routinely and cowardly turn your back towards the shitstorm of intolerance and inequality even though you have sworn an oath to all men being created equal.
Everything he says about tolerance and equality and justice for all is bullshit, he's a brownback.
by jstewfan February 12, 2015
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A governor of a Great Planes state who soils himself like a baby pandering to teabaggers.
The governor of Kansas is such a Brownback; the teabaggers eat it all up.
by ChukWiseGuy February 09, 2011
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Is the act of using your own fecal matter to as lubricant for sexual enjoyment while watching porn.
Sam was so excited watching migget porn he soiled himself and started to brownback.
by Syxx117 February 11, 2015
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A sexual act, preferred by Republicans in which loose stools are are rubbed on the back, over the eyes and in the mouth of one's partner while Fox News plays in the background.
Sam and Mary's children were turned off to heterosexual sex for the rest of their lives after they walked in on their parents brownbacking on the living room floor.
by Shellll February 12, 2015
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1. When, in the performance of anal sex with one who has recently consumed an Arby's value meal, the subsequent diarrhea is used as a lubricant to conduct a nuru massage on the back of the recipient.

2. An American politician currently serving as Governor of Kansas.
1. After picking up some Arby's for Kanye, we went into the bedroom and I lovingly brownbacked him till he wept tears of joy.

2. Governor Brownback is an asshole.
by simoncabron February 12, 2015
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