Noun - A person who brownbacks
Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."
See "santorum" on "google"
What one may do with the mixture of lube and fecal matter
that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2) the governor of Kansas