Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight
by gCats December 30, 2015
To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.
Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.
Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)
Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)
by DontLookBackInAnger March 14, 2009
Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."
by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022
The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.
Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.
Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.
"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.
I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"
And thus, the Brown Pound is born.
I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"
And thus, the Brown Pound is born.
by Peachixx February 26, 2007
An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.
Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.
Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.
Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.
by droopscrotty November 15, 2017
by DarknessSchmarkness January 13, 2014
A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.
by Rhodeisland11 November 16, 2011