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1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!
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(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
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