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Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
by tnt May 01, 2003
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To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.
"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"
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The act of carrying alcoholic liquor at restricted places.

tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.
We got liquor from the regular speakeasy and went driving and brown-bagging all over the city.
by hippy2981 November 08, 2006
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sexual act of inserting the scrotum and testicles into a women's anus.
Misty really enjoyed me brown bagging her.
by shrinkles the clown June 29, 2010
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Person 1: Dude what are you buying for lunch today?
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!
by gusto September 23, 2005
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using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it's a Charlie Brown reference, folks)
Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*
by anno13 September 09, 2005
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Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.
Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?
by Y2Jermsy August 10, 2008
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