Is projectile shit hurling out of your ass with immense force to create an almost Jackson Pollack style splatter against a wall.
"Hey Burt, are you all set to Brown Swan at the party tonight?"
"Ah geez Mickey, I guess so..."
"Oh C'mon! Why the long face? Last year you did an amazing Brown Swan at the party! It was like a fireworks show! You blew more shit from your asshole in one night then George Bush blew our countries cash over his entire run in office. Dude you are the KING of the Brown Swan!"
Ass splash hershey squirts diarrhea runs butt vomit
When your child takes a dump in the bathtub and you have to fly them out of there.
Please baby, don't brown swan in the bathtub again tonight.