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When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

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