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"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.

Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
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