“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
-I pledge allegiance to Brown Power
-And the Brown Power of America
-And to the Brown, For which Brown Stands
-One nation, under Brown, Brown is invicible
-With liberty and Brown Justice for all
- Written by Chris and Ira
Of as you can commonly hear echoing relentlessly throughout the hills of West Virginia-
Also, this is not racist in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who beleives it is, is a /b/tard. We are just showing our appreciation of fossil fuels.
Chris- Indeed, brown power.
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Lee(Teacher)- What are you BROWN kids yelling???? IRA COME HERE!!!
*Ira looks, shakes his head, walks two steps, looks back*
*Lee waves Ira to come over*
*Ira looks again, and just walks away like a gangster, ignoring Lee and showing him who has brown power*
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