An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts
I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.
by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017
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