Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'
Brown Guy is everyone.
The Brown Guy is Fucking!
A dark complected dude who drives around in a pathfinder constantly inviting random people to "check it out"
Dan is such a brown guy