A male person, most of the time gay, who enjoys watching the little girl tv show my little pony. They are usually very weird about it and some find it attractive and use it as porn. If you meet one I'd recomend staying away.
Person one- did you see that gay kid in the hallway making a scene? He was such an asshole!

Person two- oh ya i heard he was a brony too!

Person one- ohh. That explains it.
by NdobsterLF June 14, 2014
A faggot that masturbates to porn of a 9-year-old kids' show then shoves it in everyones' face. Bronies are easily identified in public by their fedora, excessive weight, neckbeard, and faded MLP t-shirt that's been ejaculated on many times.
Brony: HAY GUYS LOOK AT THIS PIC I DREW OF RAINBOW DICK FUCKING SONIC!!!

Normal Person: Ew! I really don't want to see that! Please leave!

Brony: FUK U UR JUST A HATER KILL URSELF BECAUSE U DONT LIKE WHAT I LIKE!!!!!!1!!!!
by Fuk U Bigot May 24, 2014
A bunch of fucking virgin guys at the age of 19 or older that worship the show my little pony. For those of you that don't know what my little pony is, it's a cartoon designed for three year old girls. There is also a convention where thousand of these fat pedophile pieces of shit get together and jerk each other off because they couldn't get a girlfriend that is over the age of 12. Also some ugly fucking girls go to these conventions that are fat as hell and have acne all over their face. So don't expect to pop a boner at one of these events unless you're into fat guys that cum when they see a pink pony doll.
Guy one: hey dude I just bought this toy pony and I think I'm going to go to bronycon
Guy two: here is a gun. Shoot yourself in the chest and bleed to death while slicing your legs open and having a midget punch your balls............enjoy the fat ugly chicks you child molester
by Imwhitewhichmeansimracist March 11, 2014
A stupid grown up male who makes out with posters of ponies from MLP. They treat the MLP universe like a religion. They can't go one day without watching a whole season. They also copy brofists with brohoofs, which are the exact same thing. They fail to compromise with anti-bronies and always want their own way.
Brony: HEY, did you watch the new episode of MLP?
Normal Guy: No, I don't watch shows for girls.
Brony: WH-WH-WHAT? WHY NOT?
Normal Guy: You're stupid. Your friends are stupid. Your whole FANBASE IS STUPID!
Brony: DON'T SAY THAT! LOVE AND TOLERANCE!
(brony walks off chanting "LOVE AND TOLERANCE")
Normal Guy: Yeah. Go off and make love with a Rainbow Dash plush.
by Bob the Kid July 11, 2013
One step below a faggot. But to be legit an oldder male who enjoies watching my little pony. they also enjoy being gay and sucking pony dick
BRONY: OMY GOD I WAS WATCHING MLP IT WAS SO FUNNY

BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF

GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY

WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS

BRONIES: YES WHY

WOMAN:NO REASON
by YO MAMA JUST KIDDING December 20, 2013
(Noun)-a guy who likes my little pony also know as a "faggot" in America and everywhere else.
(Adj.)-another use for the term "homosexual"
Brony-"My favorite MLP is Rainbow-Dash!!"
Any person in their right mind- "Fag."
by BronyHater June 17, 2013
A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.

Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal

8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle

If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse

3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
by NOT A FAG September 08, 2013

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