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6.
The art of finding a reason to leave work early
That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....
by Platinum taco September 29, 2006
 
1.
can of beer, specifically used in reference to a cheap, watery beer such as Bud/Coors light.

Typically used in conjuction with the subject-descriptor "hoser"
Get off your lazy ass and toss me a Bronson, you hoser! The game is about to start!
by Evan Smethurst December 15, 2003
 
2.
The name Bronson (pronounced BRAHN-sun), is of Middle English origin meaning “son of the dark one”. The name is primarily utilized in English speaking countries. Bronson is an uncommon first name for men but a very common last name for both men and women.

Usually faithful and generous with a great capacity for affection. Bronson is gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If provoked however, can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which can seem to lose all self-control.

"Beware the fury of a patient man."
"Don't pick on that one. He's apt to go Bronson on you."
by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos February 04, 2010
 
3.
A Man of masculinity, with biceps and pectorials that are to die for. A Man who is usually chased by attractive women.
oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!
by SuPERf0B333 June 05, 2011
 
4.
A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.
Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.
by Make my day September 15, 2010
 
5.
Other half; someone who you cannot be without.
I miss you so much, you are the Bronson to my Johnson.
by lonelygirl928 February 07, 2010
 
7.
A beer of any type.
Im going to the store anyone else need a 12 pack of bronsons?

Im going up to the bar I will get this round of bronsons.
by Bigbona February 04, 2010