Pedophile
Bronies are adult men who use the little girl cartoon "My Little Pony" to groom children to molest them.
#bronies #brony #bronie #pedophile #pedophiles #rapists #scumbags #creepy #weirdos
by BroniesArePedophiles June 10, 2012
A "man" who loves My Little Pony. He also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. This "man" will usually pass out before the children's bedtime and after only downing 2 Bartles & Jaymes Berry Melon Bonanzas.
"Tonight on SportsCenter ..... LSU wins over Florida. And this just in: A bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving Bronie who became a "man" for the first time in 36 years"

"Nacy is such a Bronie."
#nacy #bronies #cats #homos #rainbows #salmonshirt #heeeeeeey #lipgloss
by BillyBoBinkins October 12, 2013
A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.

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Example #1

(On the phone)

"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"

"Nah, I can't"

"Why?"

"My little pony is on next"

(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)

"HELLO?"

...

(Hangs up)

Example #2

(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)

GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"

BF: " No."

GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"

BF: " I still love you..."

GF: "It doesn't seem like it"

BF: " I do i swear!"

GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"

BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"

GF: " WHY???"

BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"

GF: " your a what?"

BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"

GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"

BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)

GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"

BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
#bronie #little #pony #friendship #magic
by April Ramsay August 08, 2012
People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.

Class: *Laughs*

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.
#bronie #mlp #virgins #anti-social #internet
by ieatpeoplebecauseican January 09, 2012
Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.

These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.

They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!

Bronie: My Little Pony

Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?

Bronie: :( yes

Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
#bronie #brony #my little pony #gay #homosexual #fairy
by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011
A male furfag
"Hey what you watching, bronie?" "Oh, just some new MLP porn!"
#my little faggies #pony masturbator #horny children #bitch ass niggas #lol a tag
by moole of blockcommunity October 08, 2011
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