Naw, he's my just my bromo
Dudes that happen to be gay, but aren't flamboyant at all. Prefer to go drink beer at a buddy's place, rather than go to the gay bar and pay for overpriced cocktails and listen to bouncy, campy club songs.
A bromo is not conceited in his looks, but is still put together decently, groomed but not over plucked.
Not to be confused by bromance.
i.e., I really like my guy to be a bromo, not overly gay, but gay just where it counts.
Derives from combing the two words "Homo" and "Brother". Shares similar characteristics from it's origin; as in a close guy friend who sometimes comes off as being homo.
Mike has known Todd nearly all his life and the two have endured a lot of experiences together. They really must be Bromos.
Front man for the classic alternative psychedelic rock band Bromo and the Scrub Babies. Sometimes he spells his name "Bromö." There was some concern that other Urban Dictionary definitions for "bromo" were causing confusion among his fans.
You rock, Bromo!
The homosexual wingman of a straight man. Bromos are better than bros as wingmen because they put women at ease without the ambiguity of the female wingman. Bromos often come replete with a gaggle of fag hags, which only adds to the advantages.
I was out with my bromo last night and two chicks made out with me at the same time saying it doesn't count as cheating on their boyfriends because I'm gay. I told them I was straight, but they said I was in denial. Awesome.
A homosexual friend who is also your bro.
Ryan: Mike is sooooo gay, man.
Alex: I don't give a fuck man, that kid is my bromo!
A bromance gone too far. When one bro has an unusual attractive towards another bro, and the relationship goes to a level unforeseen.
First used in "LAN'ded" www.landedtheseries.com
Joey and Kyle turned into Bro-Mos, no one saw that coming because we all just thought they were good friends.
A straight (?) male, completely obsessed with his body image, and outward appearance. Will openly over-share, with fellow bro-mo's, details related to his work-out regimen and which parts of his body are most sore from said work-out. May also be inclined to argue, with other bro-mo's, the finer points of the "Twilight" series "Hunger Games" "The Bachelorette" and other culturally feminine subjects.
Can be seen wearing polo shirts and $100.00 embellished jeans as well as spotless sneakers. May at first glance appear as a frat-rat or gym-rat, but once the bro-mo speaks the difference becomes clear. Is known for such phrases as "Bro I went to the gym this morning and did about 100 chin-ups, my pecks are so sore. You should totally feel them" Or "Broskie my thighs are on fire from my workout. Gimme your hand and you can feel how hot they are." Women looking for an actual man are warned to stay clear. The bro-mo is an impostor.
"All James talks about is his body and twilight."
"Yeah he's a total bro-mo"