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Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around. I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.
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| 1. | brollision | ||
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An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro. This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below. brollisions _100|--------------------------------X- per___________| -----------------------------X--- capita_________|----------------------------X---- per___________|---------------------------X------ year__________|-------------------------X--------- ___________50-|----------------------X------------ ______________|------------------X---------------- ______________|--------------X-------------------- ______________|-----------X----------------------- ______________|X--X--X---------------------------- ____________0-|______________________________ -----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---| ____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09 Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet." #1: "Super sweet" |
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