A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.

Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry February 28, 2007
Film that would have sucked if it wasn't for the hotness of Donnie Darko and the other guy.
Very,very...VERY close to nicely shot gay p33n at times.
I'm 14 and I enjoyed it although it has made me have weird dreams...usually envolving Gerard Way...and Donnie Darko...Gary Oldman...etc
Frank the bunny rabbit: (Watching Brokeback Mountain) So THAT'S what donnie is up to these days...well I be damned.

Me and fwendy:(Watching Brokeback Mountain)Ewww!!!
(Ten seconds later) ~Drool~

Me: Godamn not that dream again! Oh I feel so DIRTY!
by Bandanasarerad August 16, 2006
A movie I refuse to watch.
Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."

Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 11, 2010
Bareback Mounting. Two desperate cowboys. The story of a couple of mofos.
John watched Brokeback Mountain and vomited.
by Isthisrequired July 23, 2006
v. to become a homosexual
v. to "come on" to a member of the opposite sex
Hey man, don't go all Brokeback Mountain on me!
by MissDelight April 04, 2006
A film that would have John Wayne doing sumersaults in his grave. A film that marked the destruction of the last cornerstone of masculinity. A film that made scores of women unduly worried when their husbands/boyfriends went on an innocent fishing expedition with their best buddy. A film that took away the last shred of dignity a man has. A film that embarrased all truly straight men, and tortured them when their wives/girlfriends hired it from the library, or even worse, dragged the poor bastards to the cinema..... brokeback mountain.... a film with no reason for existence.
Brokeback Mountain: Why do they have to bastardise EVERYTHING!
by Nick1401 December 05, 2007
A screwed up movie that makes John Wayne cry at night!
I watched Brokeback Mountain and realized that the world is going down the crapper.
by conjalka March 07, 2006
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