A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.

Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry February 28, 2007
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The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.
Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.
by at December 29, 2005
What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
gay, gay sex, man sex, brokeback, cheating
Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*
by americandecadence January 13, 2006
A humorous term for homosexual activity
Have you been off playing "Broke back mountain" with the bloke next door!!
by fudge1977 March 19, 2008
an over rated movie featuring two gay sheep herders...thats right people not cowboys. as if it matters, the movie was shitty either way. two hours of akward man sex and sheep don't make for a good cinematic experience.
gay kid who is not yet out of the closet- i wish i was a sheep herder...
straigt kid- so you went to see "broke back mountain"
by aloona January 21, 2007
In texas hold em poker terms it means pocket Kings (2 kings). A king (any suit) is often called a cowboy and as we all know in the movie "Broke Back Mountain" two cowboys were together hence the poker name for pocket kings or two cowboys together.
If someone has a pocket ace and king its called a "Cowboy with a Bullet". If you have pocket or 2 kings, a better hand, then you would have "Broke Back Mountain".
by King of All Poker February 16, 2009
a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues.
The hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police.
by uttam maharjan February 08, 2013
Someone who fucked himself up while doing something or who got fucked up by someone else.
- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww
by LowiK January 14, 2009

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