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A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
plot: After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars. Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!" Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike. Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba. If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny. Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
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The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.
In other words, a story about two gay cowboys. Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.
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What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
gay, gay sex, man sex, brokeback, cheating Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout. Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore. Boyfrined: Wha?? Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry* |
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a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues. The hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police.
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1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy. 3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises. 1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie... 3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other! |
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-The only movie where the good guys get it in the end!
-The first gay cowboy movie 1: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain
2: Nah brotha, if you were able to watch the whole thing, you gay |
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A place where gay guys go to fish and fuck. Jim: Hey you want to go to Brokeback Mountain this weekend.
James: What the fuck!, Hell no! |
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A film starring Heath Ledger that caused his death.
In this film he gets his man cherry broke and must have liked it. A couple of years after the film's release he couldn't deal with his new found homosexuality and killed himself. Brokeback Mountain or broke butt cherry mountain as it is sometimes referred to has become the pinnacle of obscene homosexuality. A new age gay porn film. Brucie: "Hey want to go watch gay porn?"
Billie: "What have you got? I've already seen brokeback mountain 3 times this week." |
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