I feel like I have a concussion. I think a Broji just hit me in the head. I need a tall glass of goji juice.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in your brain and spine.
Patient: So I'm going to die? Why did this have to happen to me?
Doctor: Here, drink this goji juice (handing over a large container of goji juice). You should be healed in 24 hours. I highly recommend becoming friends with a Broji as well.
Patient: Thanks, doc! I love life again! I love the Brojis!