A mythical creature from the land of mayhem. Brodeurs typically live in places with ferns and snack on muffins. The females are exceptionally good cooks while the males are exceptionally strong and intimidating. There is also an abundance of Brodeurs living in Massachussetts.
Damn, those Brodeur women really can cook!
Guy 1: Hey what happened to little Timmay?
Guy 2: HE STOLE FROM A BRODEUR AND LOST HIS ARMS AND LEGS!
Brodeur: NEVER STEAL FROM A BRODA!
To cheat on your wife with her sister.
You never want to marry a Brodeur!
When I found out my husband pulled a Brodeur, he then became my ex.
he or she is the fucking man
he is hot and sensitive and while fuck the shit out of you
Girl 1: do u see brodeur over there?
Girl 2: yea he is so hot
Girl 1: i just want him to fuck this shit out of me
Girl 2: well he wants me
Brodeur: ladies, stop fighting, ill fuck both of you at the same time