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1.
The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
by 327Shoutout April 05, 2009