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a noun. Most commonly defined as a douchebag with no life, who has turned to alcoholism. They are often driven around by their girlfriends or other random guhs due to multiple DUI's or suspended licenses.
Guy 1: Look at that loser in the passenger seat messing with his ankle bracelet

Guy 2: He's such a Brockmofo
by DaveTLM9 September 04, 2008

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