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The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back. "WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain. Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...
Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse... Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls... Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye... |
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