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A bro is possibly the coolest type of person' usually a laxer
Bros typically just do chicks and party and get smashed and get dome They usually wear lax pinnys shorts and mid calves or no shirt what so ever. Their lives consist of drinking smoking weed getting dome and partying. This guy is such a total bro.
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No definitions have yet mentioned the Midwest bro's in particular, but broism has become rampant in the Midwest. They are on every Big Ten campus (especially frats.) This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed. The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it. Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf. Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game. Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U. Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest! Female one: "Ugh, why are there so many bro's at that party?"
Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino." |
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That guy on the football team who loves The Dave Matthews Band and can (and frequently proves that he can) play the opening stanza of "The General" by Dispatch on the guitar. If he's lucky, he may have a Rasta friendship bracelet. Jonny: Whoa, cool song, bro. What's it called?
Dan: "The General" by Dispatch. Jonny: Nice, bro. I'll check it out. Allison: (from afar) His jeans are so ripped! I wish he'd give me a friendship bracelet. |
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Found primarily in the northeast and deep south, a bro is typically a white male from a wealthy background who enjoys excessive drinking and partying, sports (especially lacrosse), and music (usually underground rap (wiz khalifa, oncue), alternative (kings of leon, DMB), and techno) Bro's dress differently depending upon the region they live in, but the main elements include polo ralph lauren, sperry's, and designer sunglasses (costa del mars, ray bans). Bro's use the college they attend or attended as status symbols and most Bro's post-college can be found in the financial business. Bro's are considered to be extremely success oriented and their aggressiveness in life tends to anger several other societal groups (see hipsters). Bros can be found in the majority of the male characters in Wedding Crashers, anybody who plays lacrosse, or Stifler from American Pie.
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A person who would give you the shirt off his back if he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can always trust to be there for you, unless he's got something else going on. You really helped me out of a tight spot man. You are my Bro for the rest of time.
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White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads. "Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"
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a 21-25 year old college kid, typically wearing a Ralph Luaren or Polo shirt with the collar popped up, sometimes wearing an upside cap with a pre frade brim. chills with bros at your local frat party/college, dorm room, etc.. Seth: Hey bro, wanna go up to my room and talk about Jack Johnson with our pants off?
Chason: Sure, only if I can bring some Natty Ice and my Nintendo Gamecube. I got Super Mario BROS!!!!! Seth: Yeah bro, that's chill. I'll bring my BigBlackDldo and we can study sciences. **Chris Hansen enters**: Alright sir, could you please have a seat and show me whats in the bag.... |
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