A "bro" is an 18- to 24-year-old male who wears Birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears an upside-down visor, or a baseball cap with pre-frayed brim. You know, a "bro".
For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.
The verb from of the commonly used noun bro
. Means to borrow or to give and take freely, as one bro would from another.
bro1:"Yo, dude can I bro a dollar?"
term describing best friend, cobber, homeboy etc etc
hey bro....lets go score s 50 bag
A bro is typically wears button up shirts and kahki cargo shorts and sunglasses, on more casual days they may wear a polo or a shirt with their favorite team name on it. They usually get a buzz cut and flaunt it. They play frisbee and love parties and bbqs. When you see a bro he will shoot the guns at you and most likely say something along the lines as "sup". All bros can talk about is sports and they really enjoy gay jokes, they think its funny or impresses girls, but they end up looking dumb. Bros have more than 20 profile photos on facebook, enough said.
"Hey bro did you check out that pic i added to my facebook?"
"Yeah man your haircut is gnarly, and im lovin the shades"
"Lol thanks brah wanna go to this party tonight? I heard there will be frisbee!
"Totally dude, just let me grab my socks and sandals"
Music Influenced Bro:
Short Hair, sometimes a rat tail is incorporated
Tight pants, or baggy cargo shorts, with a carabiner on the back belt loop
Most claim to be Straight Edge, and Vegan, but they usually are just liars
Inventors of HxC dancing
Listen to Grind, Thrash, Metal, etc.
Use the term Brutal, but spell it BROOTAL
Too scared to mosh with the punks
Often grab eachother in a homosexual fashion
Don't understand that the straight edge scene was created in the late 70's early 80's by hardcore PUNK bands, they think it was created by HARDCORE bands, quite a large difference.
A Bro Conversation:
Chad: Hey bro! I just got Animosity's new cd! It's effin BROOTAL! Wanna open all the doors and blast it while hardcore dancing?
Bro#2: YEAH BRO! Animals are for petting!
A guy who wears polo shirts, kahkies, sandles and have short haircuts. Usually high or drunk all of the time. They spend most of their time in parks playing ultimate frisbee with other bros or driving their bro-mobiles around the township. Other activities include drinking, smoking, snorting, bro-ing, bro-mobiling, getting the latest Abercrombie gear and once again bro-ing. Also prefered beverage is Matti Lites and playing poker with Maecrobs.
If I were a bro I would drive a bro mobile
Hey did you see those bros we just passed, they were wearing sandles
Jordan: Were those Keezys or bros?
Rob: Maybe Maecrobs, but I think bros cause they had Matti Lites sandles and frisbees
Maecrob: Chyeah, I saw boff
Some dumb mommies boy that drives around in his daddy bought lifted truck. Acting like his dick is as big as his truck but in reality, they only date 18 year old girls that don't know any better because they've only seen a totally of 1 dick in their life and it was their dads. May every bro drive off a cliff. Don't worry you wont die, you have a super duty ford or chevy on a 19" lift.
look at the fag.... i mean bro.