Bros are a type of white male between the ages of 16-24. They originated in Southern California during the early 2000s, but are now prevalent in most major cities throughout the US and Canada. They are characterized mainly by their frequent use of the word "bro" to describe other males who are actually unrelated to them, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features such as:
1. A brightly colored Abercrombie and Fitch polo (often pink) worn with the collar popped
2. A Livestrong bracelet
3. A trucker hat, worn either backwards or tilted to the side
4. A pair of gino sunglasses, most likely purchased from Armani Exchange for $39.99, and often worn indoors / in non-sunny weather
5. Being overly tanned, to the point at which it is apparent they spend several days a week at the tanning salon
6. Hair with too much gel in it
7. Working out all the time and wearing overly tight shirts to make it look like they are more jacked than they actually are
8. Frequent use of the words "chill" and "sweet"
9. Liking Family Guy better than the Simpsons
10. Listening to a combination of soft rock (Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Dave Matthews), the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and some rap.
11. Ripped jeans for formal attire and track pants for informal attire
12. The excessive use of cologne and axe body spray
There are several "bro repellants" available to the common North American young man:
1. Listening to thrash metal, grunge metal, or classic rock
2. Using words longer than six letters
3. Staying away from Laguna Beach, Malibu, or any other towns with names that are printed on Hollister shirts
Bro #1: Yo bro, let's go chill at Laguna beach bro, but first we have to work on our tans bro, I hear Lauren Conrad is gonna be there bro.
Bro #2: Sweet bro, sounds chillin' bro, let's do it up bro.
White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads.
"Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"
Aight so first off a bro is definitely NOT trailer trash nor a hick. People identifying themselves as bros like this are in fact NOT bros. Bros are very well educated, placing very high in their class during high school/college. They generally come from Middle-Upper class backgrounds, with parents of important jobs in the area. Bros can tend to be racist however NOT ALL ARE. Bros love a few simple things:
6)Their other bros
Musically, bros tend to enjoy rap and rock. Some bros enjoy Dave Matthews Band type rock, while some love Disturbed, Linkin Park, etc. type rock. Some things bros hate:
1)Guidos (New Jersey is a sad, TERRIBLE place for a bro)
4)Authority (Parents, Police, Land Lords, etc.)
Again, bros are generally NOT racist, they just tend to hate the lifestyles of those listed above. You may identify a bro by a strange "dressed up but very chill" clothing choice (Polo with lax shorts). Bros tend to also have flow to their hair, which women go crazy for. On weekends bros love to have big parties with lots of hot chicks with their other bros, who bring several kegs to the party. Partying with your bros and getting completely fucked up is the greatest thing in the world.
Bro1: Dude, that party last night was fucking crazy. I woke up with two chicks in my bed.
Bro2: I did the beer bong for 20 seconds last night bro. It was sick!
Bro1: Let's go get fucked up again and hit up a bar.
A person who would give you the shirt off his back if he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can always trust to be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.
You really helped me out of a tight spot man. You are my Bro for the rest of time.
a 21-25 year old college kid, typically wearing a Ralph Luaren or Polo shirt with the collar popped up, sometimes wearing an upside cap with a pre frade brim. chills with bros at your local frat party/college, dorm room, etc..
Seth: Hey bro, wanna go up to my room and talk about Jack Johnson with our pants off?
Chason: Sure, only if I can bring some Natty Ice and my Nintendo Gamecube. I got Super Mario BROS!!!!!
Seth: Yeah bro, that's chill. I'll bring my BigBlackDldo and we can study sciences.
**Chris Hansen enters**: Alright sir, could you please have a seat and show me whats in the bag....
Normaly found in southern california
wear saging dickies shorts
spend more money on clothes and their trucks than what they make
smoke weed all day
They have a lifted truck, and a dirt bike even though most cant ride it that good
wear excessive metal mulisha, skin, and so cal
date sluts aka bro hoes
they get kicked out of their "crew" when they turn 26
they have ridiculous tattoos like guns and brass knuckles
litsen to kotton mouth kings
spend all day at the gym
some are hot but theyre all assholes
they bang any available "bro hoe"
i know this because i live in so cal
Bro1: dude where where you yesterday the party was dank
Bro 2: i was at britney's house havin sex with her
Bro 1: yo i banged her once shes good
Bros 3 and 4: you talking about britney she gives good head
Being a "bro," contrary to popular belief, is not a bad thing. A real "bro" is in general, just a cool mother fucker to know. Bros know about sports in great detail and pretty much are the center of attention in everything he/she does. Only extremely lucky women/girls can be "bros." Whether it's watching a game, or engaging in general "bro-ness," bros are always doing what you wish you were doing. Being a bro comes with responsibilies: being the head bro constitutes making decisons that directly effect other bros. If you're not up to it, don't take on that task, you'll thank yourself for it later. Bros engage in bro-pong, which is a variation of beer-pong. Bro-pong isn't that much different, it's actually the same, just played with real bros. Frat backgrounds are preferred, but no necessary. Basically, being a bro is the preferred status of men 18-30. If you're in your 40's and still consider yourself a bro, you are too old. Put down the beer bong, and go pick your kids up from soccer practice.
"Bro, today I watched the Tigers beat the Yankees."
"Really? Bro, they suck!"
"I am glad to have a bro like you (girl/guy)."
a general name given to your closest male friends. People who are reliable and you can count on getting you out of sticky situations, or are stuck right next to you in them.
after the things we've been through... he'll always be a bro.