A bro is someone who lives in the Inland Empire
, East County
, in San Diego
, or Riverside
, and some live in the OC
. They always call each other bro, dude, and say stuff like chill homie. They like to do stupid jackass stunts, and ride dirtbikes, quads or sandrails. Their favorite place to go is Glamis, or The River. They listen to bands like KMK
, So Cal Trash, Kingspade, Papa Roach, and anything that is rap or hardcore rock. The wear stuff like VendettaInc, Agent Industries, Skin Industries, SRH, Hostility, Tapout, Famous, Metal Mulisha, So Cal, No Fear, Alpinestars, sagging dickies shorts, pulled up black socks, skate shoes, plug earrings, brogs
, and a Flat billed hat. They drive jacked up trucks, in three colors, Red, White, or Blue, or a custom lowered car older car, plastered with SRH, Metal Mulisha or any bro brand stickers on the back. They like to drink Monsters, smoke lots of weed, and live with their parents.
They always work in these jobs: a clothing store, construction, fast food, or they are unemployed. The female equivalent of a Bro is a Bro Hoe
The best way to simply explain a bro is to think of Bam Margera
as one person.
Two bros talking:
Bro #1: What up bro, where you been?
Bro #2: Chillin at glamis,
Bro #1: Alright, im gonna smoke some weed with my girl, so peace out.
Men who play the game of lax. (lacrosse) and when they arent playing... their partying. Fun to be around and usually very nice and kind. Lax is their life. Usually seen wearing either cargo shorts or flow society shorts. no shirt or pinnie, crew cut black or white socks. Hat backwards or angled, sunglasses. Swag always on, never turned off, always lookin for a good party
Yo bro. wats up
Nothin much chillin
chill, down to earth guys who tend to be within 16-24 years of age. They spend their days drinking natty's, grabbing ass, slamming girls, eating sandwiches and scoring on the lax field. Bros are the sexiest guys alive, they find their girls in bars or partys and once they know who they want they catch their prey. Bros are not hard to find, just look in your school, any kid not wearing a shirt has a good possibility to be a bro. Bros grab a ridiculous amount of ladies, pound down beer and party. What could be better then being a bro.
that kid is such a bro,he just pulled all 4 of those girls!
men that are like brothers but actually not
Lupe: dude bro! I smoked this crack the other day but then I found out that it was confectioner's sugar!
The bro, despite many misconceptions, is an intricate individual. The bro generally resides in a college environment. There are many species of Bros. because they are not currently endangered and their number are actually on the rise as of late. Many male bros try to be part of the species but some are not acknowledged. With that said, some very select women can achieve honorary "bro status" for being "cool as fuck" and for doing other awesome thing. The bro species is often reflected in a negative light, however the people that magnify this are bro haters. Bro haters are people who are jealous of achievement and fun that bros have in their habitat. Bros feed on energy from things such as parties and energy that other bros provide for each other. While bros can be found in many places, (both northern and southern hemispheres) they strive for environments such as parties, some (legit) frats, places with beautiful women and successful environments in general. Bros can not be categorized into a specific race, but guidos are not bros, although they strive to feel like they belong. Bro haters make bros sound dumb however, they are not. They cover vast intellects and are generally people balance well between work and play, often better than others, which is why there are so many bro haters. If you come across a bro in his habitat, DO NOT PANIC bros only react to negative energy.
Did you meet Jake at the event yesterday?" "Yeah, he has the potential to be a legit bro.
A group of guys usually the age of 16-24. A closely bonded group of males (no homo) who are constantly drinking natty, and talking about their "bitches" making them sandwiches, even though the majority of them have never experienced a female actually abiding by their rules. They usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. They usually over use the words Broski, chill, natty, bitch, and sandwhich.
You will be able to determine a bro by the way they dress.
Short shorts, polo or tshirt, oakleys worn behind neck, sandals, and a visor or hat either front or back.. never sideways.
The bros usually run the school, lord knows for what reason. They are usually followed by a group of "hoes" and these hoes and bros join together to make a pack of obnoxious delinquents.
The bros must always abide by the bro code.... no matter what. Its sacred.
Yo bro, lets get some hoes and hit up a party, sound chill?
Shotgun nattys, cop dome, fuck slam pieces, get said slampieces to make you sandwichs
bro god said let their be sandwiches, and eve made them
a male laxer who is rediclously legit at everything he does. bros most favortite things are drinking beer, playing lacrosse, not wearing shirts, and fist bumping. can also be used talking about ones brother.
"that laxer is such a bro!"
hey bro, wanna tear up some turf?"