A bro is someone who lives in the Inland Empire
, East County
, in San Diego
, or Riverside
, and some live in the OC
. They always call each other bro, dude, and say stuff like chill homie. They like to do stupid jackass stunts, and ride dirtbikes, quads or sandrails. Their favorite place to go is Glamis, or The River. They listen to bands like KMK
, So Cal Trash, Kingspade, Papa Roach, and anything that is rap or hardcore rock. The wear stuff like VendettaInc, Agent Industries, Skin Industries, SRH, Hostility, Tapout, Famous, Metal Mulisha, So Cal, No Fear, Alpinestars, sagging dickies shorts, pulled up black socks, skate shoes, plug earrings, brogs
, and a Flat billed hat. They drive jacked up trucks, in three colors, Red, White, or Blue, or a custom lowered car older car, plastered with SRH, Metal Mulisha or any bro brand stickers on the back. They like to drink Monsters, smoke lots of weed, and live with their parents.
They always work in these jobs: a clothing store, construction, fast food, or they are unemployed. The female equivalent of a Bro is a Bro Hoe
The best way to simply explain a bro is to think of Bam Margera
as one person.
Two bros talking:
Bro #1: What up bro, where you been?
Bro #2: Chillin at glamis,
Bro #1: Alright, im gonna smoke some weed with my girl, so peace out.
A caucasian male, typically ages 15 - 24.
A Bro prefers Birkenstock sandals, polo or rubgy shirts (typically with the collar popped), and baseball caps with a pre-frayed brim for their usual attire. Bros are attracted by shops such as Lacoste, Ralph Lauren, Abercromie, and other similar outfitters.
Musical tastes typical for a Bro include Dave Matthews Band, Oasis, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, and Travis. Bros will also, on occasion, listen to the latest rap, and on even more rare occasions, punk rock.
Bros will incessantly use "Chill," "Bro," and "Sweet" in their conversations. "Cheah" seems to be a mispronunciation of "Yeah," typical of bro culture. "Mad" is typically used to emphasize adjectives of certain things - this is often used in conjunction with "Chill."
At parties, bros tend to cluster together. They always travel in packs, constantly referring to their fellow-bros as their wingman. They enjoy drinking copius quantities of beer and rating women based on their physical attributes.
If Dave Matthews Band comes to your city, expect bros to be out in large numbers. Proper bro repellent includes emo
behavior, excessively loud grunge metal, a shortage of beer, and to constantly be in a state of high stress.
See Bro Rape
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A bro is someone who wears Famous, SRH, So Cal, Mob Inc. and more...they normally represent Southern California some hate black ppl some dont, they act gangster just as a black person would, but they are white, they listen to KMK, Kingspade, Cypress Hill, and more rap/rock. They also enjoy driving their high lifted trucks, and they smoke weed alot. Usually form the 909 951 ish area
I tell you this because I am a bro, and alot of these entries are incorrect.
EASTCOAST DEFINITION: a preppy, white male, who wears lax pinnies, high black/white socks with any skater shoes or dunks, is very good at beer pong, owns a pair of boat shoes, owns searsuckers,and very bright pants, must wear old ripped hat for the effect of looking cool, but cannot be fitted, smoke weed
WESTCOAST DEFINITION: skater, snowboarder or surfer, long hair, wear sunglasses and a fitted hat at all times, smoke A LOT of weed, and play beer pong
"hey let's go to j crew and get some searsuckers"
"yeaa and after we can play beer pong"
"yo brah lets tear it up "
"yeahhh that rad"
"after lets blaze it up and play pong"
A Bro is a guy who wairs his hat curled up and sideways. He drives a huge lifted truck and works out constantly... but only on his biceps. he is probably wairing a black famous shirt to cover his beer belly from drinking too much out in the desert.
dude... bro it matters not
A brother, or close firend
Mat is my bro
An ignorant, uneducated white male of usually of low social class and self esteem who's number one priority in his adolecensce , young adulthood and many times life is the attainment of what he defines masculinity which he feels is attained by listening to poorly crafted heavy music (Disturbed, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slayer, Kotton Mouth Kings ect.), drinking large,unhealthy quantities of alchohol, Racism,mistreating women through practices of physical abuse, sexual deviance and harrassment smoking large quantities of marijuana which most of the time leads to crank, meth ect...this is the reason wy the High Desert of San Bernardino has been dubed by the government the "Meth Capital of the World", driving rediculiously large trucks, buying with their paycheck usless motor toys such as dirt bikes, jet skis, dune buggies to ride on holidays at Glamis, "The River" ect. instead of an education, showing up at whatever show they can get tickets for and doing what LA band Broken needle defines as "The Beer Cup Dance". Bros usually don the uniform of saggy dickies pants or shorts, black socks, black windbreakers, sweatbands worn on the forearm, black baseball caps turned slighty to the side with the bill folded up, fat DVS or Osiris sneakers,Ridiculously large belt buckles and any clothing that involves an Iron cross, Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing ect. , they often wear pooka shells and reek of cat piss weed and cheap colon.Bros cheif inhabitance in the southern half of the state...more...