What’s up bro?
I vouch for Todd, we’ve been bros since way back.
2. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hoe. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
Can be distinguished by:
1. Plastic looking hair
2. Rotten cabbage smell
3. Being the only people to threaten inanimate objects for looking at them.
2. "Bro, don't look at me! Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
3. "Bro, wipe that smirk off your face"
TYPiCALLY HAVE STRECHERS/PLUGS
HAS TATS :)
TYPiCALY LiSTEN TO:
SOME DRiVE LiFTED TRUCKS, LiVE iN THE 909/951, ARE iN A KREW, FiGHT, BUT NOT ALL THE TiME, DRiNK, SMOKE AND PARTY. GO TO THE RiVER & THE DESERT & RiDEE. TYPiCALLY REALLY HOTT AND HAVE SPiKEY HAiR AND NiCEE BODYSS. HAVE SEXY GiRLFRiENDS aka BRO HOES.
BRO HOEE: "NOTHiNG WHY?"
BRO: "MY KREWS GONA HAVE A FiGHT 2NiTE U SHOULD COME."
BRO HOEE: "OKAY :]"
BRO: "BEFORE WE CAN GET TACO BELL"
BRO HOEE: "NO!"
a popped collared polo.