Other Bro- Nah man he's one of them non bro's and can't find out where the bro cave is...
Flat screen, X-Box and dope speaker system are a must to satisfy all bro-quirements. Marijuana and alcohol consumption are always acceptable when the bro cave is in session. Bonus points to any bro cave that has a percy bong, vaporizer, or both.
Hoes are welcome into the cave, but if they start fucking with the cave's bro-flow, they must vacate the bro cave.
Non-bros, or brokillers, are never allowed into the cave, no matter what the circumstances - however potential bros are always welcome to smoke some bowls or drink some beers with established bros in the bro cave.
Bro #2: Hell yeah brotha, let's strap on our bowlerskates!
Bro #1: Yeeeee, strap em on nice and tight!