Douche 2: Hey I need some new clothes for it! There's a sale at Hollister, so let's get some bro tanks!
Douche 1: Bro Tanks?! Those won't make us look like tools, let's get some!
Other St. Francis Child: I knoww haa? Maybe we can beat them in one other sport in the next 30 years!!!!
"i wanted to get up early and be productive during the morning, but i bro tanked until lunch."