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a stupid girl, usually 13-28, who eats babies as a past time.

"Must of been a brittany."

"ew she just ate a baby."

"she must be a real brittany."
by eatzebras March 16, 2010
268 291
Fantastic, green, and in charge. Hulk-like, except powered by green skittles, rather than rage. General awesomeness is assumed.
Wow, is that the hulk?
No, even better, it's a Brittany!
by Mars_with_Peanuts February 03, 2010
71 95
As defined by Urban Dictionary, a female named Brittany is a wonderful, smart, caring, beautiful girl. This is not the case, for a new type of Brittany is starting to emerge. This is the new definition for a modern day Brittany:

Someone who sleeps around with 20+ guys, claims to be the hottest even though they look like they were smacked in the face with a frying pan repeatedly, 50lbs overweight and thinking they are the coolest shit since sliced bread even though they have more rolls then an upscale bakery. Tends to say the same thing over and over because they think its funny, for example: "Cool story bro." or "Thats cute, real fucking cute." Generally tends to act like, and be a bitch for most of their life while accomplishing absolutely nothing. Is a spoiled child and has meltdowns during the middle of class, directly resulting them in being kicked out of class while being escorted by a Principal and or school Officer.
Shaq- Bro, Michelle is acting like a Brittany.

Jake- Not really, more like a Jones.

Mike- Dude did you here Brittany screaming that crap in the halls of Wakeland High School? She was saying, "I HAVE A BABY." and "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" after she got kicked out of art by Carter.

Shaq- I heard that! ROFLCOPTER! I heard the school is now called Wakeland Insane Asylum. If you have a mental breakdown at school, its called "Getting some from BJ" or "Pulling a Brittany"
by ModernDayDefinitions July 26, 2011
15 40
this grl is a totaly bitch. she is nieve and retarted... she is my sister awww shit =(

ps: my name is crystal =)
boy: will u go to prom with me?
brittany:no ur ugly

boy:(is crying)
brittany: wow ur such a baby grow up u loser face

boy is thinking: wow wat a bitch
by whoop whoop! December 21, 2010
24 50
Brittany-paige Alderton is the most beautiful girl in the world, she has eyes that shine brighter than stars in the night sky. She is a walking angel. She is so breathtakingly beautiful that you could try to match all of the stars in the night sky with a reason to how beautiful she is but you would run out of stars. She is so amazingly beautiful that she makes all of the worlds most beautiful things seem boring. The dictionary definition for beautiful is Brittany-paige Alderton.
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
by Yagerpom June 17, 2010
10 38
Total and utter bitch. Shes liked, but not truely. Shes also a slut, and seeks attention. You do not want to be friends with her. You'll just get hurt.
Shes a brittany.
I know, i slept with her last night.
by StepOff March 15, 2011
19 48
easily the coolest person ever. is blonde, has big boobs, and has legs for days. oh yeah, and is ridiculously smart and has amazing taste in music. (synonyms: God, perfection. antonyms: lame, skanky, boring)
"damnnnn that girl's amazing. I really wanna boom boom dance her." "yeah dude, she's a total brittany"
by b to the pizzle February 03, 2010
73 102