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The best French Horn player in the history of mankind. She plays a french horn sprinkled with fairy dust. French horns sound awful, but not when Brittany plays it. She is the buckle on the belt of french horn players. Brittany Church was the foundation of the Willard Band from 2005-2009.

Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.
I can picture Brittany Church in the shower.
by rebota September 22, 2009

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