A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.
"Look at that 2x4... Oh, wait, that's a Brittani"
A sexy,mysterious down to earth kind of girl. She is very outgoing when around a big crowd but behind closed doors this girl is a freak and will have you begging for more! She always knows what she wants and she always intends to get just that!
Maybe Brittani could show my girlfriend how to do freaky
things like that! Yeah I know, Brittani is awesome!
Alternate spelling of the name 'Brittany.' It is pronounced the exact same way; The 'i' at the end does NOT change the pronunciation at all.
That Brittani girl sure is super amazing!
The coolest chick you'll meet she's hot, curvy and amazing. The sexiest thing you'll meet especially if she's hispanic. she'll do things you can only dream of. But thats if you can get her. She is kind of weird but she has more than one side to her. She is also funny and nice.
"Hey dude, Remember Brittani she's perfect. everything a guy would want."
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is very smart, funny nice but also weird. She sometimes makes weird noises and throws you for a loop but she is a majestic dark beauty with looks and brains.
What kind of girl would you marry?
Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.
Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!
Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!
A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.